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"Bumper-Sticker" Wisdom

Simple phrases to make you think. Yes, such things are sometimes over-generalized, but you (usually) get the point :-).

Many of these are taken from the Northern Sun catalog. If you are bigoted, politically conservative, homophobic, or misogynistic, don't bother following this link.

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Don't wish upon a star ... reach for one!

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." (Eleanor Roosevelt)

Stereotypes are devices for saving a biased person the trouble of learning.

I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.

"The Church says the Earth is flat. But I know that it is round. For I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church." (Ferdinand Magellan)

UFO's are real - The Air Force doesn't exist.

Columbus didn't discover America - he invaded it.

Live Simply - that others may simply live.

Commit ranndom acts of kindness and senseless beauty.

"Great minds have often encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." (This is on a shirt with a picture of Albert Einstein, but I'm unsure as to the source of the quote)

"The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who, in times of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality." (Dante)

"All TRUTH passes through three stages: First it is ridiculed, Second it is violently opposed, Third it is accepted as being self-evident." (Shopenhauer)

Alternate love-styles

Every time a Republican dies, a queer angel gets their wings.

Don't assume I'm Straight - Don't assume I'm not.

hom-o-pho-bi-a (hom' e' pho' be ә) n. insecurity about being heterosexual

Environmentalism

This we know: The Earth does not belong to us, we belong to the Earth. Man did not weave the web of life -- he is mearly a strand in it. Whatever he does to the web, he does to himself.

Feminism

Well-behaved women rarely make history.

"Feminism is the radical notion that women are people." (Cheris Kramarae, Paula Treichler)

Men of quality respect women's equality

"I have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat." (Rebecca West, 1913)

"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." (Rev. Pat Robertson, at the 1992 GOP Convention)

Wild Women don't get the Blues

They're not Hot Flashes, they're Power Surges!

Political

It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need, and the Air Force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber.

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people...it is true that most stupid people are conservatives." (John Stuart Mill)